ENGLISH is down there

Зарисуечки Аутворлда, Часть Шестая.

Возвращение двух гениев мысли на экраны ваших мониторов сопровождается ненавязчивым присутствием Ведерка, Груши и Скамейки.

В ролях снимались:

Шао Кан - Император Внешнего Мира и по совместительству секс-символ периферийных мирков.
Рейко - Генерал Армии Тьмы Шиннока и по совместительству личный психотерапевт Императора.
Ведерко с грушами - от Рэйдена, с тонким намеком.

*слэш - литературка с присутствием однополых связей.
*слешеры - авторы вышеуказанной литературки.
*скрещивать - ну, вы поняли...

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ENGLISH

Outworld Tales, part 6

The return of Outworld's two masterminds is accompanied by an unobtrusive presence of The Bucket, The Pear, and The Bench.

Starring:

Shao Kahn - the Emperor of Outworld and, concurrently, the sex-symbol of peripheral worlds.
Reiko - the General in Shinnok's Army of Darkness and, concurrently, the Emperor's personal psychiatrist.
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TRANSLATION

Shao Kahn - S; Reiko - R.
note: "slash" is a prose with same sex relationships; "slashers" are those who write slash; "ship" means pairing.

S *drunk mumbling accompanied by hiccups; to himself*: <The Tournament is lost.., my wife has left me.., my daughter has ran away... And Raiden... Oh, Raiden has sent me a bucket full of pears... What a gentle hint...>
S *notices Reiko* "What the heck is up now..?!"
R: "A slash riot is taking place in the Earthrealm's press, Mylord."

R [Reiko's ass says]: "They crossbreed everything that has a pulse... Shall we unleash the Undead Army on them?"
S *barely focusing his eyes on R*: "...and why would I bother with THIS? Those are Raiden's guys, let him handle them... Here, have some pears."

R *obviously glad to give the Emperor a heart attack*: "Well, it's all good, except Raiden has already stated he doesn't mind a Shao+Reiko ship at all..."

S *probably chokes with that wine he was drinking*
R *tries to look caring*: "Are you alright, Emperor?"

S *after lots of thinking and defrag of a mind*: "Hm.. Well, I guess it's not that bad after all..."

S *a veeery controversial expression and mood*: "At least, Shao's dearest General Reiko will not leave for his mother from his Majesty in the most unfitting and gruesome moment.. unlike the Empress Sindel, all so dear to my heart... isn't that so?"
R *obviously shocked for many untold reasons; to himself* <Oh.. shit...>
S *a toast*: "Cheers, General."

S: "By the way, these pears are quite good. It's a pity you refused to have some, my General."
R: "Can't force it down my throat, my Emperor... I really can't..."


CHEERS!